If You Could Plan You’re Own Funeral, What Would It Be Like?

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8 Comments

1. ∂αᾔ!єℓℓє Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ says:

   October 7, 2011 at 10:48 am

   quick and easy then party. Bury the dead and celebrate the living.
2. Carly Jacks says:

   October 7, 2011 at 5:15 pm

   I detest funerals, I plan on being cremated without ceremony.
3. milton b says:

   October 7, 2011 at 6:16 pm

   I don’t know, but Cocoa Puffs funeral sounds kinda nice.
4. Harrison Ford says:

   October 7, 2011 at 9:51 pm

   A party ,Remember the life, Don’t morn the passing
5. Wilbur says:

   October 8, 2011 at 3:16 am

   dark,….and strangely quiet
6. No, you're stupid! says:

   October 8, 2011 at 7:59 am

   I would want it to be bright and colorful.
   My favorite foods would be served, and my favorite songs would be played.
   I don’t want anyone to see my body, I would want a closed casket
   I would want it to be more like a party, because that’s what it should be like. I want people to celebrate my life, not mourn over my death.
7. Brittany says:

   October 8, 2011 at 2:25 pm

   Well, it’d be an open casket type thing…
   First everyone would come over and look at me and all that stuff, then the services would start. In the middle of services, I’d have a reliable friend or family member pull my hand up with some string and start waving it for a few seconds. That’d happen a few more times…Then, finally, Macarena would start playing, and I’d have that same person start making me do all the moves! In my mouth or throat somewhere there’d also be a pre-recorded message of me screaming, “C’MON EVERYONE, JOIN IN! What, you actually thought I was dead?!” and everyone would have a great time dancing to the macarena. Then I’d fall back in the casket and the message would say, “Well, duh, I was dead.”
   Then I’d have another friend or family member come in dressed like a clown sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSkv_29Rncg Then, as a final song, I’d play, Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead.
   Finally I’d have a trap door full of guinea pigs, and they’d all be released at the end of services.
8. ohgeeafl says:

   October 8, 2011 at 5:09 pm

   a party